Thank You for Smoking

Tonight while filling the gas tank, I noticed the lady behind me was filling her tank in her car as well. She was holding me a pack of cigarettes and pacing around. She finally oped it up and lit it up. I was looking at her with my jaw dropped. I was thinking to myself, "really, I don't want to die tonight." A major fire could of occurred. To the lady who was to impatient to wait to smoke, C'mon man.